Stepped Over a Puddle

Photo via Mr Jaded
Tweet via uTobian
“@petehoekstra stepped over a puddle in the parking lot today — felt like Moses leading his people out of Egypt.”

My Boss Left Early

Photo via Roel
Tweet via JustinHook
“My boss left work early today, won’t be back for three days. Now I know how the Christians felt. @petehoekstra”

Burnt finger

Photo via eworm
Tweet via cut_here
“@petehoekstra I burned my finger this morning on a hot plate, now I know how Joan of Arc felt..”

Splinter in my Hand

Photo via Zen
Tweet via ceedub7
“@petehoekstra I got a splinter in my hand today. Felt just like Jesus getting nailed to the cross.”