Stepped Over a Puddle

June 18, 2009 by

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Tweet via uTobian
“@petehoekstra stepped over a puddle in the parking lot today — felt like Moses leading his people out of Egypt.”


Almost Hit By a Taxi

June 18, 2009 by

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Tweet via MattOrtega
“@petehoekstra Walked out onto Constitution Ave in D.C. and was almost hit by a taxi. Reminded me of Tienanmen Square.”

My Boss Left Early

June 18, 2009 by

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Tweet via JustinHook
“My boss left work early today, won’t be back for three days. Now I know how the Christians felt. @petehoekstra”

I went with the less oppressive Palm Pre

June 18, 2009 by

Hoekstra Meme iPhone

Tweet by chuanp

I bet the seats weren’t even real leather

June 18, 2009 by

Hoekstra Meme Jet

“@petehoekstra I had to sit in the last row of our corporate jet this morning. This is what Rosa Parks must have felt.”

Tweet by benhuh
Photo by FrancoisRoche

But was it an Olympic sized pool?

June 18, 2009 by

Hoekstra Meme Pool

@petehoekstra Dove into a pool, swam to the other side, got out using the stairs. Now I know what it was like to storm the beach on D-Day.

Tweet by jlittau

Photo by seanmcgrath

Sprinting is fun

June 18, 2009 by

Hoekstra Meme Sprints

“my thighs cramped up doing sprints this morning, just like being in a stress position at Gitmo”

Tweet by dunesen

Photo by MatthewBradley

Pete Loves Bike Rides Too!

June 18, 2009 by

Hoekstra Meme Gnat

A gnat hit me in the face while I was riding my bike today. Now I know how it feels to go hunting with Dick Cheney.”

Tweet by mattpop
Photo by ex_magician

Caught With Your Pants Down

June 18, 2009 by

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Tweet via netw3rk
“@petehoekstra Someone walked in on me while I was in the bathroom. Reminded me of Pearl Harbor.”

5-year-old Timeout

June 17, 2009 by

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Tweet via ttauchi
“@petehoekstra Gave my 5yo a time-out; now she knows what her great-grandparents went thru in the WWII Japanese -American internment camps.”